Friday, September 23, 2011

Day 4 — Your sibling

30 Day Letter Challenge
Day 4 — Your sibling

Dear Tron Tran Trin Tron,

I don't talk to you enough. I wish you weren't such a tool and would call me and visit me more. I also think you are dumb for deleting Facebook. It's kind of like you died.

Anywho, I say all this because I miss you. Lame, I know. But I wish you talked to me or hung out with me more. You drive down this way all the time, but you only ever pass through. I miss playing Halo and staying up on Christmas Eve singing songs, and eating delicious food and watching Zim. Henry misses you too. Eyvie is growing up so fast. Did I mention that you don't come by enough?

So yeah, I'm glad you're cool and stuff, and that we get along, and that I didn't end up with some Neo Nazi or televangelist or vegan fitness trainer for a sister. We are both awkward freaks of nature.

This is hard. I'm pretty sure that I have only told you I loved you once in the past 10 years or so. I do not write you heartwarming letters expressing my feelings. Calling you a bitch is practically giving you a Hallmark card, as far as I'm concerned.

So yeah. Call me more. Spend a weekend here one of these times. Come visit your niece and nephew. We might move away here in a few years, and you won't get the chance to be around...
...bitch.

KTHXBAI

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